wits or gtfo

Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”

takingthetardistopigfarts:

diagnosticsismydivision:

come-away-little-lamb:

tothedarklands:

dearddraco:

dearcock

tothecocklands

come-away-little-cock

cockismydivision

OH GOD

Takingthecocktopigfarts

DAILY SHOT AT COCK.

(Source: supaspicy)

When I’m half-asleep I can’t tell the difference between my boyfriend and a body pillow or even just blankets.

I don’t want to be left alone with my thoughts.

I miss when Wednesdays meant American Horror Story.

This kid gives me heart palpitations.

It takes approximately 40 minutes without a reply for me to regret a text I sent.

Today was brought to you by the phrase, “Oh my god.”

It’s nearly impossible to look cute, let alone attractive, and be comfortable.

Especially when it’s gonna be ~30 degrees.

Tiny success of the day: didn’t throw my phone.

It honestly takes ~20 minutes for this boy to respond to a text tonight.

at least he’s consistent.

It should be illegal to take more than 10 minutes to respond to a text.

Already regretting that text…

I really need to stop throwing my phone after I send a text message.

I met someone who knows all the words to ‘Tell Me When To Go’

This could be love.

The library is the least stimulating place I know.